Ross O’Carroll-Kelly: The results are about to be announced in the election for Head Girl of Mount Anville
Ross O'Carroll-Kelly
Ross O'Carroll-Kelly columns
Paul Howard’s next Ross O’Carroll-Kelly book will be last in the million-selling series but Irish Times column will carry on
Ross O’Carroll-Kelly: It’s Friday afternoon in London, the day before the European Champions Cup final. We’ve spent the last three hours talking about our favourite memories from our years following Leinster
‘Ross, someone has put up a poster of Honor on Foster Avenue.’ Apporently kompromat is the solution?
Ross O’Carroll-Kelly: Sorcha claims the campaign for Honor to become Mount Anville Head Girl has been dragged into the gutter - through personal attacks on other candidates and inducements to students to vote for her
Ross O’Carroll-Kelly: The election to decide Mount Anville’s next Head Girl is weeks away and Honor is one of the candidates
Ross O’Carroll-Kelly: Taxi drivers see people like us in our sailing jackets and our sailing shoes, and they drive us all over the place
Ross O’Carroll-Kelly: This is south Dublin. We have our own ways here
Ross O’Carroll-Kelly: The old man has been secretly filmed doing something frankly sickening, but Honor says she can get the video taken down - at a price
Ross O’Carroll-Kelly: Réaltín really is the most terrifying person I’ve ever met
Ross O’Carroll-Kelly: ‘Don’t you dare tell me that I’m over-reacting!’ she goes. ‘Don’t you dare try to gaslight me!’
Ross O’Carroll-Kelly: Seriously, the Leinster Padel Championships make the Hunger Games look like Sports Day in Newpork Comprehensive
The gorda is about to do me for speeding, but some things are more important than avoiding a driving ban
Ross O’Carroll-Kelly: On Sunday, it will be 25 years to the day since I led Castlerock College to victory, but where are the goys?
I’m playing in the quarter-finals of the Leinster Padel Championship with Réaltín when I feel suddenly hot and, I dunno, jerky
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